ProTip for Flying Muslims

Pro tip: If you’re Muslim and flying, wait till the plane is at cruising altitude before speaking a foreign language, speaking English with a foreign accent, reading Quran, reading something with Arabic script or squigglies in general, practicing arabic or farsi for your college classes, making funny faces at children, reminiscing about the “homeland,” eating hummus, speaking fondly about your camel, speaking fondly about oppressing women, stroking your beard menacingly, stroking the towel on your head menacingly, making Muslim gang signs, etc.

 

Pro tip: If you're Muslim and flying, wait till the plane is at cruising altitude before speaking a foreign language,…

Posted by Daniel Haqiqatjou on Thursday, February 11, 2016

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