Islam is so sexist! Just look at congregational prayer. Even today, Muslim men stand in front of women. Can you believe it? Are we living in Medieval times? I propose men and women stand side by side, women on the left, men on the right. Oh, but wait… Muslims also have a stigma about the “left,” so women can’t be on the left as that would be just as sexist. Fine, let’s do an alternating order, boy-girl, boy-girl. That will make it perfectly fair. Oh, but wait… that’s too cis-centric. What about men who are trapped in women’s bodies and women who are trapped in men’s bodies? We need to find a way to work in trans Muslims into the congregation. Maybe have a separate row for them? But, would that row be in front of the cis row or behind it? Obviously not behind!!! Err… if only there was a way to manipulate the laws of physics so that space-time could be more egalitarian… Gah! Physics and spatial dimensions are just relics of our patriarchal past and must be EXPUNGED. No more space!