All these vegans out there pretending like they live ethical lives when they’re actually monsters.
Who gave you the right to eat nuts, vegetables, fruits, and tofu?
Is your life more important than the lives of plants, you selfish speciest bigots?!
Nuts are just plant babies. You’re literally drying INNOCENT BABIES to DEATH and eating them!!!!!! STOP this vege-cide!!
True vegans only consume inorganic matter like minerals.
But it’s true that the body needs proteins, fats, and carbs. So for those nutrients, self consumption is the ONLY ethical option. You would be surprised how tasty your hair, nails, and dead skin can be with a little preparation.
Or maybe another TRUE VEGAN will consent to you consuming a part of them. Self consumption and consensual cannibalism are the ONLY ways to eat and live ethically. Fake vegans, vegetarians, and meat eaters are all perpetuating genocide and RAPE and should be executed!
(Yes, this is facetious.)