The Absurdity of Feminist Outrage

“Down with the patriarchy!” she posts on a social media platform invented by a man, using the computer developed by men, powered by electricity possible through a vast infrastructural system designed by men, built, and maintained on the back of men and through the blood and sweat of men. She sips her herbal tea, growing angrier by the minute.

“Men only care about themselves. Who needs them anyway?!” she muses, as she lounges in her college dorm room in a building built by men, in her final semester studying “Gender and Sexuality Studies,” her $55,000 per year tuition being paid for by her father — a man. She gets up to go to the corner store to buy some lip gloss at 1 AM at night.

“Patriarchy is just about perpetuating rape culture!” she thinks, as she walks alone in the middle of the deserted street that is brightly lit due to street lamps installed by men, in a neighborhood that is completely safe because of a massive police presence ready to use deadly force at a moment’s notice, a police presence consisting of men. She buys the lip gloss and heads back to the dorm.

“Toxic masculinity is the worst,” she sighs, as she tosses the lip gloss packaging into the trash, the trash that is collected and disposed of by men in landfills maintained by men as part of a massive network of utilities and services provided by men, in a country that is defended from the possibility of foreign invasion because of an army of men willing to die for the protection of the nation’s interests, including its women and children. She applies the lip gloss and picks up her $800 iPhone for a selfie.

“Things would be soo much better if women ruled the world,” she smiles contentedly, as she posts her selfie to Instagram, hoping that that rich, smart, good-looking guy in her network of friends will notice and show interest in her, maybe send her a flirty message, maybe one thing leads to another, maybe he sweeps her off her feet, but in a way that totally respects her independence and her lack of need for men in any way, shape, or form. Instead, that “ugly” guy who drives an old Camry DMs her, asking if she is interested in going out.

“OH MY GOD, what is this creep doing, trying to get in my DMs, pushing himself on me?!” she sneers, as she hastily prepares a #metoo social media post about sexual harassment, male privilege, and perpetual female victimhood, once again typing angrily on a $3000 laptop developed and paid for by men. She decides to go to bed. She closes her eyes, but she is seething with rage. She tosses and turns, hatred keeping her up later into the night. Finally, she dozes off as one last thought crosses her tortured mind: “Men are trash!”

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  1. The best way to deal with a feminist is to give her what she wants – treat her like a man, like the roughest biker you know.

    If she suffers from pain, tell her to suck it up and not be a [expletive of choice].

    If she gets into an argument, call her out to the parking lot, and mean it, and show no mercy.

    If she whines about XYZ problems, tell her she deserves them.

    If she cooks bad, tell her homeless people can gather better food that that from the garbage.

    … and so on.

    No mercy, no compassion to feminists. Give them their treatment of choice.

  2. Lol… It’s sad but true… And it’s our fault… Even though all people have been slowly corrupted over the last several decades with selfish, materialistic, hedonistic, atheistic, nihilistic, anti-traditional, illogical ideas, it’s feminism that has taken the forefront in the past decade or so. Before that I would say it was the darwinian evolution belief system coupled with the worship of secularism and democracy… Feminism is continuing the onslaught against human rationality, true religion (Islam), and true nature. It leaves its victims seething with pride and arrogance, hatred of others, and ingratitude.
    The solution is and always has been true sincere practice of Islam. Instead of putting up our defense and offense, we wholeheartedly ate up this duniya for fame and name, money and comfort, and temporary pleasures. To truly fight back we have to reform our inner selves, families, children, and communities and develop strong selfless sincere servants of Allah. Only they will provide the protection for the community because they’ll be guided by Allah and come up with the best most sincere solutions. We can no longer be caught up in this duniya, but we have to search for the real sincere practicers of Islam to learn how to get unstuck and unstuck our children and families and communities, and raise more righteous servants of Allah.

  3. It’s frustrating. I am a happily married anti-feminist new Muslim woman in the USA. Trying to find sisters to befriend has been near impossible. I am very careful to stay away from backbiting, believe gender separation is best, and modesty is to be in behavior as well as attire. The only women I have met have all promoted behaviors that promote feminist ideals and worse the diminishment of men. I write this here only to say I agree with the above statement and hope more women will find gratitude in the hearts for the hardworking men of the deen.

    • I feel there should be a discord channel or something for sisters having similar thought as yours or maybe some other network. I heard Sister Milahan (philosopher’s corner) from YouTube say the same thing. Sisters should have a place a discuss, motivate and share their thoughts on this issue.

      You are definitely not alone a Subhan Allah!

  4. Daniel , you have a wonderful writing skill , I thank you for that and most importantly for speaking Haq – unadjusted to social norms which can be heavy sometimes .
    I feel sorry for that girl , and all other tortured minds .

    May Allah guide us all to his path .

    Keep going .

  5. I love how Daniel and Umm Khalid use their writing skills to spread “basic common sense” among masses. This article exposes the creepy feminist attitude. I strongly agree with each and every line. Mashallah good job brother.

  6. This little rant made my day. The absurdity of the feminist agenda becomes clear when you inspect it just for a moment. Jazakullah kheir brother.


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