I am happy to inform you that the sexual revolution is just getting started.
There has been uproar over the past week because a woman has been fired from her job and banned off of various online platforms for posting videos of her sex acts with dogs.
A model claiming to be a “transcanine” has been kicked out from her job and banned from OnlyFans after she faced social media backlash for making comments that she engaged in sick sexual acts with dogs. [********], as the woman is known on social media, faced severe backlash on Twitter for posting videos of engaging in sexual acts with canines.
She claims that firing her and banning her are bigoted acts of discrimination and a clear violation of her freedoms. Why? Because love is love!
She says that the acts are completely consensual and no one has the right to stop her from loving whomever she loves.
[********] sparked uproar on Twitter following remarks she made and allegedly posted videos of herself having sex with dogs, according to Daily Star. She announced to her 185.8k followers on January 2 that she had decided to “come out” as a “transcanine,” adding that she had been with six dogs in the previous year and only two men.
Liberals, LGBTQ+, feminists, pro-sex work activists, etc., have argued that having sex with dogs is abusive because sex should only be between two consenting humans.
“Consensual sex is always between members of the same species who engage in it willingly, which can never be the case when a human and another animal are involved,” PETA UK’s Vice President of Programmes Elisa Allen, told the Daily Star.
How arbitrary! This is just as arbitrary and irrational as insisting that love can only be between men and women.
In response to all this disgusting hate, the woman has responded that she is not a human. She is a “transdog” or “trans-canine,” so technically, it is just sex between two dogs. Transdogs are dogs.
“I have made a decision to come out. As we know that humans are complicated and intelligent beings. We aren’t always simple. I have been with 6 dogs this past year and only 2 men my entire life,” she wrote on Twitter.
“I just want friends and a crowd that accepts and loves and cherishes me.”
Those who are against this woman are on the wrong side of history.
It is only closed-minded fundamentalists who want to impose their hatred on others.
Honestly, this is a human/dog rights issue. The UN and Human Rights Watch need to file a resolution immediately to protect the rights of transdogs and their partners in the court of International Law.
Did you know that the Taliban doesn’t even recognize woman-dog marriages? Basically, whoever opposes these beautiful relationships is pro-Taliban.
Let that sink in.
What I am really concerned about is, of course, the children.
We should immediately begin teaching kindergartners that, sometimes, a woman and a dog can be in happy relationships. We should also include examples of such woman/dog relations with graphic imagery in school textbooks and libraries. If we don’t teach our children, they will become hateful bigots.
Conservatives will probably argue that only children in the 5th grade and up should learn about sex with dogs. Talk about hate!
Thankfully, Fox News has hired one of these transdogs to be a full-time pundit on their family-friendly programming. She is in a loving relationship with a Labrador which, as all Conservatives know, is the most patriotic breed of dog.
A Note to Muslims
Fellow Muslims, having sex with dogs is haram. No doubt about it. And if you think having sex with dogs is halal, you are mistaken. BUT we must always be merciful and compassionate to transdogs, whether they be Muslim or non-Muslim. Always!
Do you want to drive the women having sex with dogs away from Islam?!!
Some people just have this desire to have sex with dogs. We can’t judge people for this desire. There is absolutely no problem with the desire to have sex with dogs. Only acting on the desire by having sex with a dog is haram. The desire is not. See the compassion?
We don’t ostracize people who simply desire to have sex with dogs. We don’t tell them to stop desiring sex with dogs or tell them they have a mental problem that needs to be addressed. Because wanting to have sex with dogs is just like any other desire! These people who desire sex with dogs but aren’t doing it are actually heroes and awliya we need to bring to the masjid as examples of bravery for other Muslims.
The real question is: When are we, as Muslims, going to recognize the rights of transdogs? This is not a hard issue. We live in a secular society, therefore we cannot impose halal and haram on non-Muslims. There is not a single reason for us to oppose these transdog rights.
If we don’t support the right of women to marry and have sex with dogs, tomorrow the government is going to nullify all Muslim marriages and throw us all into concentration camps. Is that what you want?
If we don’t support transdog rights, no one is going to support Muslim rights. Trust me. I know politics. We have no choice.
It’s called compassion.