All Male Panel? Don’t Assume My Gender!

The contradictions of modern "social justice" never cease to entertain. A few points on the silly outrage directed at a group of scholarly men who...

My Creed

Smh. I get messages like this with surprising frequency. Sometimes I'm accused of being salafi, other times sufi. People are just looking for any...

Parenting Fail: Daughter Tells Dad She’s Ditching Hijab

  Oh Em Gee. "Sweetheart"?!?! "Habibti"?!?! Who does this so-called "father" think he is?! How DARE he infantalize a strong independent person with patriarchal, cis-centric...

Iran, Saudi, and the Taliban are Secular!

We affirm that anyone who considers himself secular is secular. We reject the right of others to decide who is secular and who is...

Removing My Hijab — Choice, Choice, Choice!!!

How many times was the word "choice" mentioned in this essay? "I chose to wear black socks today instead of white ones. I could have...

See! Obama Really Cares About Black Lives!

  That's why he is thinking about lifting the weak sauce 2015 "ban" on military equipment being transferred to local police departments. The original ban...

Respected Intellectuals Now Talking About “False Flags”

Pfff...What does Chomsky know anyway? Crazy conspiracy theorist. Guess he's getting senile with age. Everyone knows that something like this could never happen in America,...

Let Your Bisexual Daughter Enjoy Same-Sex Sleepovers!

How backwards of this mother not to let her bisexual daughter's girlfriend spend the night! What year is this?! Her daughter is perfectly capable...

The Big, Bad Celebrity Shaykh

You know what I'm really afraid of? The big bad CELEBRITY SHAYKH! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Shudder in fear as he bellows...

Don’t Be a Literalist About Human Rights!

"Who says a scholar, mufassir of the Quran like Tabari knows more about what the Quran means and understands more of it than anyone...