Sarcasm About American Democracy

This post is in response to the 2016 Democratic National Convention leaks about corruption in the Democratic party. Thank God we live in the liberal...

Fasting Is Only for the Privileged!

10+ years ago, you could (incorrectly) claim, "The purpose of fasting is to empathize with the poor and hungry." In 2017, if you were...

All Male Panel? Don’t Assume My Gender!

The contradictions of modern "social justice" never cease to entertain. A few points on the silly outrage directed at a group of scholarly men who...

Language and Thought are Relics of Our Patriarchal Past

Why is it "LGBT"? Why that specific order of letters? Are Lesbians more important than Gays, Bisexuals, and Transsexuals? Are L's, G's, and B's...

Patriarchy Oppresses Your Smartphone

Patriarchy: even oppressing "feminized" digital assistants. But seriously though, when I hear my "smart" phone in a feminine voice, as a patriarch, all that...

The Big, Bad Celebrity Shaykh

You know what I'm really afraid of? The big bad CELEBRITY SHAYKH! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Shudder in fear as he bellows...

Respected Intellectuals Now Talking About “False Flags”

Pfff...What does Chomsky know anyway? Crazy conspiracy theorist. Guess he's getting senile with age. Everyone knows that something like this could never happen in America,...

The Religion of Progressive Muslims

Fear Allah -- "A tactic by religious authorities to scare the masses into obeying them and not questioning their authority." Be Modest, Dress Modestly --...

A Parade of Contradictions: When Feminists are Inconsistent

I find it interesting how Muslim feminists are up in arms about the Muslima being featured in the "gentlemen's" magazine. How can you not...

See! Obama Really Cares About Black Lives!

  That's why he is thinking about lifting the weak sauce 2015 "ban" on military equipment being transferred to local police departments. The original ban...