What Do Muslim Women Think Is the Biggest Manifestation of Patriarchy?

Here is a question for the sisters. What is the biggest and most damaging manifestation of patriarchy today in your Muslim community, country, or...

Why We Need to Stop Telling Women They’re Equal to Men

"This is not about tempering ambition but dealing with the roadblocks. It is also about redefining ambition and bringing it in line with what...

The Research Is In: Women Prefer Patriarchy

Ok, obviously this is not news. This is one of those things everyone knows, at least on a subconscious level, but doesn't want to...

Making a Sex Offender: The (Non)Case of Maulana Abdullah Saleem

Sex Abuse in Islamic Schools? Maulana Abdullah Saleem, founder and teacher at one of Chicago's most prominent Islamic institutes, has been entangled over the past...

The Sharia Discriminates Against Men!

Those who oppose hijab on account of it violating gender equality for some reason don't make a big deal about it being impermissible for...

Feminists and Trans Activists Fight to the Death!

Are you a TERF (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist)? (Feminists can be so hateful, am I right?) You might be thinking, "But what if I'm a...

The Purpose of “Sex Education”

Kids are getting sex education in school at younger and younger ages. When I was in grade school, sex ed wasn't taught until 10th...

Patriarchy Oppresses Your Smartphone

Patriarchy: even oppressing "feminized" digital assistants. But seriously though, when I hear my "smart" phone in a feminine voice, as a patriarch, all that...

Starve A Child to Death, Get Only 6 Years (If You’re a Woman)

We all know how evil and oppressive the patriarchy is. Feminists and white knights can't go two seconds without shouting about it. If only we...

Muslim Men: Here Is How to Get Rid of Your Toxic Masculinity

Editor's Note: Yes, this article is satire. No need to email us. Toxic masculinity is defined as "a cultural concept of manliness that glorifies stoicism,...